As everyone knows, our economy is in a state of collapse and the government apparently has no idea how to stop it from crumbling. After two bailouts, it still appears to be in free fall with no sign of relief. All over the Internets, however, people are proclaiming a savior, a sticky green Messiah called marijuana! They say that if we legalize it and tax it, it will generate billions in tax revenue and clean up our prison system. I have heard rumors that it would also quadruple the snack-food industry and reignite folk music like never before.
There is a huge downside, however!!!! According to my own theories and experiences it could create an outbreak of zombie like creatures that will devour everything in sight. If we legalize marijuana there may be no economy to save.
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